|This is back when |
celebs were fun-crazy.
To update you on our pal Charlie (let's file this under "Really? You don't say"), you should know that a judge issued a restraining order on Tuesday to keep him away from his wife/ ex-wife, whatever she is, Brooke Mueller. In addition to that, while the order is in effect, he has lost custody of his twins with Brooke and they were removed from his house where they were being cared for by him and his two "goddesses."
|I think he is still holding his |
breath here waiting for CBS
to apologize to him.
What I will report to you, that you may not know, is that the entertainment world is going crazy as a result of Sheenapalooza. Below is a list of celebs who are desperately trying to get the attention back on themselves, to no avail.
1. Christina Aguillera - arrested for drunk riding. She wasn't driving, which is good, but as a passenger she was so drunk the police had to take her into custody until she sobered up and could walk and communicate. Snore. Can't touch top story.
2. Theodora Richards - newcomer award for trying. Keith Richards' 25 year old model daughter was arrested for graffiti and having pot and another unknown substance. Graffiti? Really? Are you in the 10th grade? Whistle. That's just nonsense.
|How do you think they|
got all that stupid
collagen out of her
lips? Her face looks
4. John Galliano - waaaayy bigger ass (to say the least) but lost the game of chicken. Galliano came closest to unseating Sheen for all the media attention when he was video taped ranting at some couple that he loved Hitler and that their forefathers and mothers should have been gassed. Dior, for whom he worked, fired him. He lost to Sheen only because he has actually apologized for what he said. Whether or not you believe he is sorry doesn't matter. He had enough sense (unlike Charlie) to back away from what he said. A whistle is too nice for him, but he certainly deserves a smack (or punch or kick).
So, as far as celebrities go, Charlie Sheen is still most crazy. At this time. But, I think we all know that if I start comparing his actions and comments to those of my children and their friends, he will be hard put to keep his title. Please let's remember that it was Justin Bieber's birthday yesterday and it's been very Bieberific around here for days. Even Charlie Sheen has no chance against a bunch of 13 year old girls for most crazy.