"I didn't say it wasn't funny, I said you're not supposed to write about us."
"Why? You know you think it's funny and I am not saying anything untrue or mean or too personal."
"But you're making fun of us."
"No I'm not. I am simply stating what happens around here. How is that making fun of you?
Eye roll from The Party and then he walks off talking about when he has a blog...yeah okay, now I'm worried.
|'I' would never |
make fun of
my kids like this.
Boy is also spouting conspiracy theories that Obama purposely waited until the middle of The Apprentice to announce bin Laden's death, thus interrupting the show. Clearly, there is no point in arguing with him; he is just trying to annoy me. Why doesn't he put some of that energy into actually finding out something useful/real about any of the presidential hopefuls and then developing a real opinion? Oh wait, I know why, because that would not bother me.
SB's only beef with the blog (which she has never read and doesn't care about) is that she heard me say that I call her SB. She's all worked up that people will know it's her; that it's not really a code name. Settle down, only people that already know you and know who I am talking about will know it's you. Strangers won't know. I could use your real name and strangers still wouldn't know it was "you." "Oh." was the response to that and she went on her way, still disinterested in the whole thing. Right now, the only thing she cares about knowing from me is if I pre-ordered her Justin Beiber "Never Say Never" DVD so that it will be here as soon as it's released.
|I think her white dress|
looks a little like a ruffly
towel. Just saying.
Twice this weekend I saw reports of how David Beckham was in a car accident, but wasn't hurt. The the other person involved was only minorly injured. How is that news? Whistle.
In Stupid News is the 1st grader in Kansas who was mauled by a leopard on a school zoo field trip. Please go check this out and tell me how this kid got all the way over to the leopard without anyone seeing him or noticing he wasn't where he was supposed to be? It's like a 10-step process for him to get to the animal. When you read the piece, if you know anyone who goes to that school, maybe let them know that they shouldn't send their kid on any field trips with these people. They're not so good with the supervision.
|Why are all those |
pictures of her ass?
Oh wait - a real last thing. I had a wonderful Mother's Day. Great cards and gifts and didn't have to do anything I didn't want all day. Even got a nap. I hope all the rest of you moms out there also enjoyed yourselves and got to do all your favorite things.