|It's all a big joke until |
I am totally not doing any of that stuff now. I am going to alternate eating pizza and fries with napping and reading (and ha ha, yes, that is different than my usual week). Maybe I will throw in a little drinking. We'll see. I mean why should I try to shape up with only like two and half days to go? If God is getting ready to destroy the world, he certainly is not going to be swayed by my eleventh hour switch to Christianity. Duh, he's not stupid. He IS God. All knowing, that sort of thing. Nope, I am casting my lot that God will appreciate that I stood by being Jewish.
And based on the crazy bunch predicting the end, I don't think all you Christians are really off the hook either. I think you don't mean it enough. You didn't pinky swear or something. So, I am really not too worried, because I am pretty sure I will have lots of good company wherever it is I am fated to go.
I am not nervous or anything and I am sure my attitude regarding the end of the world didn't have anything to do with it, but there was an actual tornado less than 5 miles from my house this afternoon. The main damage it did was to blow the roof off the Beer Hut. You don't think that's any kind of a sign do you?
Real quote - "I only have
2 bars here, there is no
way I am getting off."
Also, what could she have possibly had to talk about for 16 hours!?!?!? I love to talk as much as the next person, and even I couldn't talk for that long. Didn't she need to sleep at all? She's just lucky that getting arrested for disorderly conduct is all that happened to her. She could have met the same fate as the guy who stole a computer and fled. Please be sure to enlarge the picture so you can read what happened to him. He would have probably been better off if the world ended before he had his "accident."
|You gotta be careful of those|
As a result of the Amtrak incident, there is some cell phone-courtesy lobby group that is now using this as the perfect example of why July should be "Phone Etiquette Month." Here's what I have to say to that...absolutely not!!! You should not need a month dedicated to teaching you that, on occasion, you should shut your loud-ass yap. If you had any sense, you would know that no one wants to hear you rambling constantly and loudly on your cell phone and that cashiers don't like taking twice as long to help you because you are trying try to conduct your business in sign language so you don't have to hang up for 2 minutes.
You all know that what we really need is a grassroots effort to arm all (normal ) people (like us) with whistles so they can swiftly and effectively convey their displeasure with rude and annoying behavior.
So, to recap for you:
1. World is ending in a couple days. If you are already on God's crap list, there is really
nothing that can help you now, so just go with the flow.
2. If you wanted to buy beer at the Beer Hut today, you are SOL.
3. Ignorant Amtrak phone lady was pretty lucky to escape with all her teeth.