Wednesday, May 4, 2011

In Case You Were Wondering

In case you were wondering (and even if you weren't):

You can see light in
between the back of
his head and the hair
flap. There's your bad
 mood right there.

Donald Trump was not all that pleased by the "entertainment" at the White House Correspondents' Dinner and found it to be inappropriate.  He was also disappointed that David Letterman called him a racist and consequently cancelled his upcoming May 18th appearance on the show.  I guess you can go cancel the DVR for that now.  PS, I think Trump can't really blame everyone else for his crabby mood.  Did he see what he looked like at that dinner?!?!

That same night, at one of the after parties, Sarah Palin was asked who she thought the most influential journalist was today.  She tried to pull a quarter out of the reporter's ear and then she started to tap dance a little to divert attention from the question.  When pressed, she said she'd have to think about it.  She turned to leave and saw Greta Van Susteren so she turned back to the cameras and shouted that Greta was the most influential.  Now that's quick thinking on your feet right there.  I thought she was going to have to call John McCain to ask him "What do we think?"

It is being reported that Osama bin Laden was unarmed when he was shot and killed by Navy Seals.  This wasn't a shoplifter who was hiding in his mom's closet.  This was the man who orchestrated the deaths of thousands of unarmed, innocent people.  While he may have not personally had a gun, others in the house did and were shooting on his behalf.  So I have to say, I don't feel too badly for him.  I think it's a little stinky to make it seem like our troops were attacking a poor, cowering, innocent person.

Hating to be out of the limelight for too long, Charlie Sheen has felt compelled to report that in 1990 (yes, 21 years ago, that 1990), when he was accused of accidentally shooting, his then fiance, Kelly Preston, he did not tell the whole truth.  He said he didn't shoot her, but rather she shot herself.  I think you have to have giant balls (ha! look who we're dealing with) to say someone shot themselves, when in fact they picked up your pants and a loaded gun fell out of them and accidentally discharged, hitting that person.  That's not really shooting yourself.  Even if he didn't shoot her himself, it's still pretty much his fault far as I can tell.  Whistle. And smack.

Do not look too closely at
this picture if you are at risk
for having seizures.

Please note the picture of this woman in her crocheted room.  She loves crocheting so much she "decorated" a whole room; and I mean whole, all, completely, everything.  The article is showcasing "crazy rooms" that the writer thinks are great.  If you ask me, this room looks a lot like the scene from the Winnie-the-Pooh movie when Pooh is hallucinating freaky stuff and there is singing about Heffalumps and Woozles.  I bet this woman does not have too many repeat overnight visitors.

Lastly, in case you were wondering who is vying for most pompous, rude young actor (Sheen's not young), I give you Alex Pettyfer.  He recently starred in "I Am Number Four" and "Beastly."  Alex was interviewed and revealed he has a tattoo above his crotch that says "thank you"  (no pictures, bummer).  He says it's there in case he forgets to say it.  Ew.  And while I was first inclined to think he was just kidding (honestly, I really hope he's kidding), based on the rest of his whiny-baby interview, it seems like it could be true.  Alex, who is British, thinks being an actor sucks and so does LA.  I really hope they love him in England, because at this rate that's the only place he's going to be able to work.  I think you know I have a whistle and smack for Alex.


  1. :) I have missed so many, due to my busy social schedule (read baseball is my life now), but this one was quite entertaining! Thank you for making me laugh. xo

  2. Pretty sure the wall in the crocheted room says "MY TOUNGE IN UR ASS." Don't know what to say about that... just had to point it out.

  3. LOL!!! OMG, I saw the crocheted apartment in New York Magazine last night. While it made me want to puke, did you see the one where the couple put black tape and drizzled black paint all over the entire apt and everything in it??? I had to turn the page before I threw up. See seizure reference.


  4. Ohh, I think that crocheted room just gave me a headache.


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