Your blog forgot mention Sarah Palin is kind of hot in that naughty librarian sort of way. Just sayin' your report wasn't completely balanced. She wouldn't have to speak, just make of bunch of "shhshhh" sounds and disrobe.
I'll be sure to mention that next time. I am sure my readers will totally agree with you.
I think under Federal Election laws you are required to post my rebuttal.
Do you people see what I am forced to contend with? He then wanted me to admit that he is just as funny as I am. As if. He is amusing I suppose, but as funny as I am? I don't think so. You all know how much I crack myself up.
I will not even mention that today he put his sneakers right on to the kitchen counter (hmhh...guess I will mention it). His dirty, wear outside sneakers. On the kitchen counter. Which had just been cleaned. His response to this? "Well, in my own defense, I didn't think you were going to see them." These are not the words of someone who had any intention of wiping the counter either, are they? No, they're not.
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For good measure, after Party helped her he informed me that there is no way I would have ever been able to figure out the last problem of the set. Even if I had all night and a ream of paper. While that is likely true, I will just point out that this is why he is not as funny as I am. It's not funny to make fun of the math impaired.
1. The Party, while a lovely human being and good husband and father, will never live long enough to be as funny as I am.
2. It is gross to put your sneakers on the kitchen counter.
3. I am not intending to dress as a librarian or disrobe, but I am happy to "Shhshhh" The Party.