When you see/hear what is going on with the people of the world in general, you can start to see why we are having a problem finding quality politicians. I mean arguably, our politicians are representative of the population at large. And, *sigh*, eye roll, whistle, here is what's going on with our population at large:
I'm not sure why, but there was no accompanying photo with this story. It is a toss up of who is more stupid here, the victim (whose stupidity essentially caused his death) or the criminal. A 33-year-old woman caused the death of a 22-year-old man when she injected "a fatal penile injection." He died of a silicone embolism. Said woman was apparently running an "unauthorized medical practice." What could these two have been thinking? No matter how small or ill-working your junk might be, what are you going to do with a penis full of silicone? I'll rephrase. What are you going to do with it during "off hours?" Where did this guy think he was going to hide a permanent erection? Didn't he think that would ultimately be uncomfortable shoved in his pants? And the "doctor?" She didn't think of that either?
|If you see someone like this at|
Walmart, you should
immediately leave the store. It
won't end well.
Really, if I roll my eyes any higher they are gonna get stuck up there. As it is, I'm getting a headache and a little bit of an eye twitch.
|If this is what|
happens, I think
someone is not doing
the IVF correctly.
As you can see, it is going to be hard for the GOP to find a candidate. Imagine if Obama wasn't going to run again; the Democrats would have to be wading through the national pool of crazy for someone too. I mean, who could they even consider? Hillary already said she wasn't running again. Oprah's kind of busy now with her new All Oprah All The Time network. She took Rosie O'Donnell with her. Angelina or Brad would never work out because they would constantly be trying to adopt the children of the Heads of State they met (dictators and despots don't think that crap's cute). Slim pickings all around I tell you.
|I would totally vote for |
whoever made chocolate
chip cookies with oreos inside.