|Who do you think would be|
more pissed off by this,
Jesus or Santa?
Did I mention these displays are on the Loudoun County Courthouse lawn? Yeah, it seems that the way the courthouse decorates for the holidays is to let the public do it on a first-come, first-served basis. Getting your permit request in first is the only requirement. Shall we skip over the part that a government office is decorating their grounds with Christmas decor which will get us into a whole separation of church and state conversation? Let's just stick to the lack of holiday spirit it shows to decorate in a way that you know will offend people, just for the purpose of offending them.
Oh yeah, the people in protest of Crucified Skeleton Santa tore him down. When CSS was put back up, the protesters tore him down again and decapitated him. There was no word on any damage to the Flying Spaghetti Monster display. Ahhhhhh, I can feel the good will oozing through that community from here.
|It doesn't make a girl feel|
pretty to be told she
looks like a man.
I heard a rumor that while Natalie, the self-appointed gender checker, was hassling the teen who was going into a dressing room where no one was going to see what parts she had, $12,000 in merchandise was stolen from the department where Natalie was actually supposed to be. (Okay, maybe I didn't hear that, but it could be true).
The absolute best part of this is that a conservative Christian law firm is now filing a complaint on Natalie's behalf with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. Nice. They are claiming that Macy's violated Natalie's religious beliefs, which do not allow her to acknowledge transgender people. I think you know that I am using my whistle. And, I am including a smack (and the use of the stun gun if the Party would just let me have one).
I don't see why people can't be all holiday-ish and jolly and sunshine-y, like me. For example, do you see me being rude to the security person at the high school? No. I am sweet as pie even though she never recognizes me even though for the last two years I have been in that school a million times. And am the co-president of the PTA. And always say hello and ask how she is. Oh, and I keep telling her who I am. I am not the least bit mean to her. I just hand her chocolate covered pretzels for the holiday and pretend not to notice that she is giving me that look that shows that she wonders why a stranger is giving her candy.
I found another person who is also very giving. Trent Arsenault from Fremont California. Trent gives his sperm away for free (rather than charge) to women who want it so they can have a baby. Trent has a sperm donor-friendly diet and a website if any of you want to get in touch. You will want to get in touch quickly, however. The FDA is trying to shut Trent down or make him comply with federal manufacturing regulations. No, I am not lying. You know I could not make this stuff up. Well, I mean I could, but why would I? I like to use my powers for good. Anyway, the FDA, clearly having no life-saving drugs to look into getting approved, has been trying to put Trent out of business for the last two years. I think we have a Santa-Grinch thing going on here. Yes, I am aware it's probably a little odd of Trent to be staging his own Occupy The Planet movement, (like our friends the Duggers), but still. Everyone is happy. Except for the FDA/ The Grinch.
|"You mo fos can kiss my ass|
if you think I can't be
the effin' president."
True quote - I swear.