|My eyebrows |
aren't that scary
My mother completely ignores the fact that while my husband is indeed lovely, his main hobby is annoying me for sport. She knows it's true. This is the person who when he says he's coming home early, says he isn't telling me what time, that I will just have to send my boyfriend home right away. Woo hoo, soooo funny!
As I have told him many many times, what are the chances that I would possibly add to the number of people who see me naked or to whom I have to be nice? Zero. Those are the chances. But, you know, it's funny every time you say it. Not. Whistle.
|This picture was photoshopped|
to make me look bad
On the Not News front, Howard Stern finally got on Twitter and is apparently being kind of crude. That's weird. Who would have imagined?
In international Not News, Jude Law and Sienna Miller have split again. You are telling me there is nothing celebrity-related that is even marginally more interesting than that? Elvis hasn't been sighted anywhere?
In our continuing quest to appear we are paying attention to the world around us, I will let you know that Shmuley Boteach (celebrity rabbi/ ambassador type) has written an opinion piece saying that Israel should be stepping up to the plate to champion Arab freedom in Egypt. Really?! All this time I had been thinking that Israel had to be pretty happy that no one had found a way to blame them yet for the whole conflict. The article seems to ignore the fact that if Israel acts at all, they will be condemned by pretty much everyone on the planet (as they often are). Considering the trouble they already have, I am thinking Israel would like Shmuley to shut his bagel hole, mind his own beeswax, and go back to helping Madonna, Demi and Ashton with their Kaballah homework.
Oh - and PS - if you actually go read the opinion piece that I put up the link for, you can totally be condescending to pretty much anyone for the next couple of days without even concerning yourself with any other world news. Work on your "smug" look.
I do want to thank everyone who has been reading and commenting. I wish that the comments on here were like the ones on Facebook, where you could "like" them. If you get a minute and want to check out some of the comments, you will see that some are posted by other bloggers and you can click on their name to check out their blogs - they are worth having a look at.