I take my razor and use the handle to poke it to the ground. Then, I take the shower head off and direct gross hateful bug to the drain. I spray it hard and make sure its little legs aren't dangling on the grate. Down the drain it goes. I feel certain it's dead since it left its yucky stinkbug smell. But no!!! Just as I relax, I look down and that sucker is back!!! Crawling towards my foot. Ucchhhh! Really, I am going to throw up.
Finally, I have moved on and start to shave under my arms (sorry for TMI, but we need it for the story) when suddenly I realize I am going to have a stroke because there is a bug crawling down my leg!!!!
In closing, you can see that the ever-growing presence of these bugs (one might say pandemic) is a public health threat. And, yes, I know, the word pandemic is really only used by people when they think they are smarter than every one and they want to show that they mean a really wide-spread epidemic. But, it is fitting in this case. This is VERY SERIOUS. I mean, you cannot kill these bugs. If you smush them they leave a smell that makes you gag and probably causes brain damage. If you spray them with bug spray they just laugh and give you the finger.