|Unless the zombies are|
going to sing and dance,
I'm not interested.
I have this uneasy feeling, by the way you hear people talking, that there are those who are entertaining the notion that this guy could have been an actual zombie and we'll know for sure when the reports come back. Sigh. And whistle. He's not a zombie! There's really not too much mystery here. We have a man who got naked and decided to snack on some sleeping homeless guy. Really think about how hard it would be to bite off pieces of a person's face and then eat them. This is our big clue friends. We either have regular psychotic bat crap crazy or drug-induced psychotic bat crap crazy.
If this is not enough, there is a college student (Morgan State University) accused of killing his roommate and then eating his heart and brain. Do you think the roommate always knew this guy was off? There are no details of how/why this happened. What kind of reporting is that, btw? Note to self, I think I will suggest to Boy that he not apply there next year. Why court trouble?
In an attempt to avoid public panic, the CDC has issued a statement denying the existence of zombies. This article is a good wrap-up of the disgusting recent events and gives an informative description of what a zombie is. One does have to wonder, however, how the CDC has time to stop real work and address this. Why is anyone in any kind of official capacity lending credence to the ridiculous idea that there could be zombies? Will they next be announcing there are no vampire, monsters or werewolves?
|I notice the sign didn't use|
any pictures of babies
flying around the highway.
|Hey! Wait a minute! Maybe|
there is such a thing as zombies!
1. World not currently ending. Don't quit your job just yet. Or sell your kids' stuff.
2. There is something wrong with some people. Really wrong.
3. There is no such thing as zombies. The government is not really sure you get that.
4. If you do actually want to see the Jacksons they'll be at the Borgota in AC on June 29th.
5. Cee Lo Green is not a zombie, but we really have to discuss him next time.