Obviously, it kind of goes without saying that the title is like an ultimate Universal Truth. My problem (current problem) is that sometimes people seem to go above and beyond the expected level of annoying and stupid. How are the rest of us expected to remain calm and zen-like?
As you know, the prevalence of Not News is a personal annoyance, but things have gotten much worse lately. Add that to my family's own inability to cooperate, and what you have is my long list of people/things that are in desperate need of a whistle, smack and kick in the ass. I would say they needed to be stun gunned, but as you know, The Party is still blocking me from obtaining one of those. But, he can't stop be from using my feet, now can he? So ha to you Party.
|It's tough to look |
good when you're
young and rich.
In the same magazine there was an ad for the TV show Dallas, which is apparently coming back on the air. Please note in the picture I have posted that Linda Gray looks pretty good. She may have had work done, or been Photoshopped, but I think she looks alright/normal. Now let's turn our attention to Larry Hagman. I believe Larry is 109, so it's almost certain he's been Photoshopped or embalmed or something because he looks relatively well. What's alarming in nature here are Larry's eyebrows. Yes, go take a closer look. You are telling me that whoever was in charge of this photo shoot or ad thought curling and gelling those bad boys was the way to go over trimming them? I mean, Good Lord! You could braid those babies! And, if for whatever reason they couldn't get Larry to agree to be de-caterpillared, that is what Photoshop is for!
|Do you see!?!?|
Let's see, what else is pressing? We have an outcry about too much side boob among the celeb set. I know, I was just thinking about that too. I mean after I clicked on the article to see what the heck they were talking about. Seems there are those who think maybe Mischa Barton had too much side boob showing in the dress pictured. Why is that the issue? Isn't the issue that someone took a regular dress and cut it up and tied it in weird places? After discussing Mischa there were then pictures of other celebs who were side boobing it. I have including the one whose dress I felt had something of a design flaw.
|Jeepers H. Christmas! Anne|
Hathaway has to be getting
one hell of a breeze through
there. Mischa's dress looks
Amish in comparison.
In closing, I will offer my family some helpful hints to avoid having me open my can of whoop ass in their direction. Do not ask me/say to me the following things:
1. I didn't know I was supposed to bring the empty trashcans in.
2. Do you know where my "pick anything" is?
3. I didn't hear my phone/ my phone was off/ it was out of battery.
4. Should I bring up a new milk? (while holding empty container)
5. Sorry I forgot *with an attitude*. (to bring my lunch/uniform/permission slip for the four millionth time)