This is the extent of my math ability. |
Children no longer "borrow," they "redistribute." Complete bullshit. It doesn't matter that it's not really borrowing, your 2nd grader understands the concept of borrowing, she does not have a f#*@ing clue what the word "redistribute" means. Next - lattice method multiplication. Problem one - kids don't know what a lattice is so calling it that doesn't conjure up any connection for them. Problem two - you already can't read their smudgy, dull, indecipherable pencil numbers, why are we making it worse by asking them to make a diagonal grid in a one-inch space. And then have them put the numbers into the tiny diamonds?
Wait. There's a way to check your work? |
Anyway, so here it is...Ta Da!!!...I am now on Twitter. I figured out how to get on all by myself and set everything up. I really don't know what I am supposed to do over there, I mean you can't even "like" anyone's comments, but I am so 21st century blogger now. I had a personal account which I never used, but while I was fooling around last night, I did comment on something Boy wrote. One of his friends "favorited" it (a lame-ass substitute for "like") and by morning Boy had erased my comment. I considered commenting on the fact he did that, but figured it would spur on teenage unpleasantness.
My next big accomplishment will be switching my domain name to Google and then making my URL a ".com" versus a "blogspot.com." That ought to send me over the edge (past cutting edge if you will) trying to figure it out. If I do not have to be hospitalized/medicated after that I want to figure out how to get the formatting on the actual blog to behave. I would ask The Party to help me, but, one - he's still in Paris, and two - it will likely devolve into our usual conversation which is "You're stupid" "No, you're stupid." Said with love of course.
The Blue Hen wants you to know it's important to go to at least "1" class a week. |
Does this now make you a twit?
ReplyDeleteLove,
Mom
I would hate to see your comments start to get mysteriously deleted. Just saying. Love, Me
ReplyDeleteWould have loved to hv seen you and the party at UD homecoming. It is a crime that the stone balloon and the down under no longer exist. I am certain you were the coolest mom on the tour. Bc xoxo
ReplyDeleteFunniest was that you were talking so much to the tour guide that at one point he forgot that he was giving a tour and thought he was just in a conversation with you until someone snapped him out of it. :) Ummmmm..and hellooooo we are hip and cool. -Love, LG
ReplyDeleteSeriously?!?!?! Are you TRYING to kill me?!?!? It is like you wrote a special blog just for me and then ignored blaming all math errs on me! :)
ReplyDeleteLet me explain Everyday Math......Ready.....if you are a relatively above average student, this is a GREAT curriculum. However, if you are a student that needs additional help...IT SUCKS!!!!!! And I don't know about other districts, but the transition from Everyday Math to the middle years curriculum sucks! However, having said that......I LOVE Lattice!!!!! and I teach algebra....so there! Also, I don't know about the redistributing crap, but doing what it is that I do, I don't care what the hell they call it, so long as they can do it!
That's all! Love you - oh, and obviously, you didn't have a math teacher as amazing as my students and therefore are quite bitter. Just saying!
Stef,
ReplyDeletefunny that you should say math "errs" versus "errors" - just saying.
Further, you could have saved some time on your looonnnnggggg explanation of Everyday Math by just saying blah blah blah - because that is all I heard.
Oh yeah - and of course, love you too. xo
Stef, your students are amazing math teachers??
ReplyDeleteHelloooooo, new here because of one chunky mama! MathS is the same over here. The gov thinks if we give the children lots of ways to do the four operations, they will choose the one they are most comfortable with. They get taught swiftly and moved on.
ReplyDeleteThe result?
Stepford child ( only 1 a class these days ) gets all the methods Easily.
Joe bloggs mr MoR can't do any of them completely so messes up, loses interest and gives up and starts to switch off.
MY SEN children don't stand a chance.
We do 'chunking' which, when it was introduced totally blew my mind! It took ME ages to grasp the concept, and as a stepford, I can understand all the steps and can do it.now. What was wrong with the bog standard bus stop??!!
I think your lattice is equal to our partitioning! Man, that causes so much 'fun'.
Also we start to teach long column sumns backwards. We are not allowed to borrow n go next door either. Also we have to say 'negative' instead of minus. Grrrrr , you know sometimes kids do not NEED to 'understand ' what they are doing, they just need to learn it BECAUSE THE TEACHER SAUD SO!
Anyway guess what? With my little group I always use the methods I was taught, eventually they get the method and because they now get their sums - sorry, number sentences ( for crying out loud) right they are happy, proud of themselves, self esteem gies up, less disruption in class, I tell the teacher I work with , hey, they just are choosing the method that works for them!
But the danger zone I think is mr n mrs Joe blogs, in a few years ( when it will be too late for them) someone in charge somewhere, who has never been in a school will dream up new bonkers mathS ( I need that S. I'm English!)
I'm going to use this as a blog post too! Nice to meet ya !
Rachel xx
Hi Rachel! Welcome!
ReplyDeleteSo I am getting that you are not a mathS/math lover either. Excellent, you'll fit right in. :)