|Five bucks says this ends|
up being the name of
their reality show.
If you are wondering why she is keeping us so closely informed...it's because she has 38,000 followers. Really!?!? Really!?!? I am just not understanding. Nor am I understanding why/how she keeps being in the news? Her pervy husband is the actor. She's done nothing but become a future divorcee and Dr. Phil project. Whistle.
Next up at the freak fest are the U.S. and Russian "scientists" (I'll take the quotes away when I get proof) that are "95 percent" sure they have located the "elusive" Bigfoot - aka the Siberian Yeti. That is correct. As we speak, people are spending money to fund expeditions to Siberia to gather the remaining proof they need to show the world there is a Bigfoot. Tell me again why we care one way or the other. Does this yeti have the cure for cancer? Is that why we are spending money to find him instead of funding cancer research?
|He wants to know |
why can't we all just
Moving on. This is such a good one, I can't wait to tell you about it! Amish gangs! I know, right?! Awesome. Ohio police have finally caught 4 suspects in what has been a rash of beard cutting attacks. The Bergholz clan have been attacking Amish men from outside of their group and cutting their beards off. Amish do not shave for religious reasons, so clearly this is very upsetting to the victims. That said, I am embarrassed to report that it did make me laugh. Kind of a lot. I think it's because it's like a tame version of The Godfather.
|You can tell this is one of |
the suspects because he
still has his beard.
In an interesting twist to all this (maybe just interesting to me), Weird Al Yankovic parodied the song Gangsters' Paradise; it was called Amish Paradise. Coolio, who sung Gangsters' Paradise, was all bitter and pissed off because he said it was too serious and important of a song to joke about. No joke now, huh Coolio? How ironic that Ohio's Amish country has become a gangster's paradise. It like life imitating art. Pretty freaky, huh?
And, for your listening enjoyment....