Since the political craziness is being covered by everyone on the planet, I thought I'd share with you some regular, non-political batcrap craziness. As I think you know, there is never a shortage of that. I've been collecting the best stuff to share with you. It's almost hard to know where to start.
Hard, but not impossible. Let's ease into it. A few weeks ago an article caught my eye - a woman may have married her father. She wasn't sure until after he died. She had known there were rumors to the effect. When you read the article, she seems like a relatively normal, lovely person, but how do you not freak out and look into that at the first rumor? Her husband/father was only 15 years older than she was and was purported to have known she was his daughter, soooo...whistle, smack and kick in the junk goes to him for being disgusting and awful.
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Moving further along into the world of ridiculous...a 32 year old man threw up, collapsed, and died. After he won a roach-eating contest. That is so disgusting, I can't even put it into words. I think I am more grossed out by this than the guy who married his daughter. While I don't wish for anyone to die doing stupid crap, how bad can I feel for someone who purposely ate roaches and other bugs in order to win a python? Breathe easy though, the python is now the property of Bug-Eater's estate, so the whole thing wasn't for naught.
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people to make sure there
are no pictures like this one?
Filed under "People With Too Much Free Time," there was a study I just heard about on the radio. This study was the first (and God willing, the last) of it's kind. Over 120,000 texts were looked at. It was discovered that...wait for it...women use emoticons more often than men do. Are we actually supposed to be surprised that a woman would put a smiley face on her message more often than a man would? Is that really shocking? Oh yeah, and guess what the point of gathering that information was. Wait, there was supposed to be a point? You mean no one could possibly need that information for any reason? Remind me again why we are all not getting rich from doing stuff like this? There is clearly a market for it.