|If you are being mocked in a|
Willy Wonka meme, you know
you're in trouble.
By the time you read this Mitt may have commented on his faux pas (You guys all know you can't open airplane windows and why - right? Right? Don't worry, even if you don't know, it's not like you are running for president.). I really can't imagine what he's going to say that's going to make this better. But, here's the thing, even if you don't like Mitt, it's not like stupid is his problem. There are so many important matters at stake in this election, and now we will be stuck hearing about this forever.
Maybe Mitt should just say that he had seizure or a stroke. No, that will probably just make it worse. Maybe he could say he was kidding. You know, act all serious like he's going to make an important statement about the matter and just smile real big and say "Gotcha!" and then do a one-two finger gun with sound effects. Yeah, I think that's they way he should go with this.
Here are a couple other knuckled-headed things that one might expect from rehab-bound celebs, but not from people who want us to think they are smart, caring, and leaders in the community:
Rush Limbaugh: Recently commented on a study that said male genitalia is 10% smaller than it was 50 years ago (that's not really a good thing for anyone involved - and who even comes up with these studies). Rush has attributed this shrinkage to the rise in feminism over the the last 50 years. Hardee har har Rush.
|How does Lindsay expect to be taken |
seriously as a community leader with
that bobby pin in her hair? Why is
it even there? It's not doing anything.
The upside here is that Jessica Simpson hasn't said anything ridiculous this last week or two, so maybe she could run for president or get a radio or TV show. I was going to say that Lindsay Lohan had been recently cleaning up her act and might make a good future VP or something, but I think she hit some guy with her car a couple weeks ago, so I guess she's still out.