|Crap! Someone else|
already thought of
As for slacking, clearly I have been since I haven't posted in forever. The Party actually asked me yesterday had I blocked him from receiving the blog email since he hadn't seen anything in awhile. Like I would do it subtly and quietly if I blocked him. Snort.
I have had to actually give some thought to real universities of late. First of all, having to do it at all is ridiculous because it is just wrong that I have a child who drives a car and is looking into going to college. Secondly, for those of you who don't know - college costs a freakin' boatload of money. All of them. It is just not right that the thought "that's not a bad price" comes to mind when you find a school that is "only" $35,000. The bulk of them appear to be around 50k as if that is just a normal regular thing to charge people to pretend to make their kids smarter.
|This is how I picture|
dollars being used.
I was just reading an article of what you should do to ensure you don't lose all your money when you win big in the lottery. I'm pretty sure the fact that this article exists is reason enough to make sure your kid goes to college. The article basically says hide your money in your mattress and don't spend it and don't tell anyone you have it. And for God's sake don't give anyone any of it. Thankfully (albeit surprisingly), it didn't advise taking your tuition money and buying lottery tickets with it.
|Nope. Not Photoshopped.|
It's an eat-you-in-your-sleep
real live rat.
Do you think people know how alarming they are? Of course we all feel way more normal after watching stuff like this, so I guess there is some redeeming value to it. But still...if you want to sleep with a giant, people-sized rat, you should know that that is something you should just keep to yourself. Really, you should just know.