In case anyone is wondering, the title is a rhetorical question. I don't need the first comments to my blog to be people rating my level of stupid. I think we can wait until we are closer friends for that.
So, pretty much, I have figured out how to change the font style and color. I read (okay, read through sort of) the entire Blogger for Dummies, but so far I am not seeing how what I read and what I am doing are related. The one thing I did get from the book is that you can use your blog to generate income. I think that is a very loose usage of those words. Far as I can tell, in order to generate income you have to allow Blogger to put ads on your site and then - here's the tricky part - people who visit your blog have to click on the link for the ad. It doesn't sound too tricky, BUT, you get paid approximately 10¢ for like every 1000 people who click on the link. I am pretty sure I can generate more income by looking in the sofa cushions when I visit my friends' houses.
I think my lack of ability to actually operate the blog will make it harder for me to win the award for Best Smartass Blog in a Comedy or Musical. I am not even trying for the Drama category - too much competition.
What? They don't give out that award? Guess that'll make it even harder.
As for the title of my blog, I am figuring that only my mother and a few others will get what it means. If I was set up at this point to give prizes, I would be offering one to the first person to correctly guess what it means. Okay, I will give you a clue. It's part of a joke/riddle. But, don't ask me any more, you have to guess. Not that it will help you come up with the answer, but it's important to know that I find the title amusing (okay, maybe not important, but worthy of note). It might also interest you to know that I find a lot of what I say and do amusing. As fate would have it, not everyone else thinks I am as funny/amusing as I think I am. In real life there is nothing I can do about that. On Facebook, I defriend those people.
I think in my next post I will explain one of my favorite games - News, Not News. It is closely related to one of my other favorite games - Commentary on the Commentary/ How do some people get their jobs?
I would like to close with some clever sign off that could become my "thing," but I don't have one. That may or may not change in the future.
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ReplyDeleteGood start, can't wait to see more.
I think my husband and I play a simular game to Commentary on the Commentary/How do some people get their jobs? Only we call it How do some people KEEP their jobs?
Keep posting--I need the laughter (they say it's good for the abs, too!)
thanks for both nice comments Karen! I will certainly keep posting. :)
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