Now put two people like this together. Before I even write another word I know you are already shaking your head because you know you aren't going to be able to believe what I will be telling you. But friends, you know I don't lie. *Sigh* Just think though, anything ridiculously stupid or foolish your children have done in the last 48 hours will likely pale in comparison, so there's that.
|I also think Oneal may |
have given himself/herself
a chin implant.
Moving on...Oneal, having not killed himself/herself with that formula decided to make money injecting others. This is the part of the story where you get to decide which person is actually more stupid/crazy/high. Enter unnamed victim. UV is looking for an inexpensive way to get a shapelier bottom. Hello!! Ever hear of pizza and cake? Anyhoo, the UV allowed Oneal to keep injecting her despite severe pain. After the injections, UV waited and waited to seek help for abdominal pain and open sores because she was too embarrassed to admit what she had done. No surprise, UV had to have surgery and is still recovering and can't work. At least Oneal and UV didn't procreate together. Not so with our next pair.
Stunner Number Two. New York Post Headline "Ex: Gal is a Rubber Robber." First off, whistle and smack for the author with that title. In this story, crazy girlfriend Anetria Burnett had twins 4 years ago with her ex-boyfirend, Joseph Pressil. Joseph thought this was an accidental pregnancy. Turns out, not so much. Back in 2007 Joe lived in Texas with his girlfriend of 6 months, Anetria. Ever the planner, Anetria saved the condoms after she would have sex with Joe and took the sperm to a fertility center to have it frozen as insurance in the future should they break up. Before we finish with that thought, let's ask ourselves how on more than one occasion Anetria was able to do this without Joe knowing. I guess that will teach all you men something about just rolling over and going to sleep, now won't it?
|Holiday gift for Joe? All it|
needs is a picture of a
condom at the bottom.
Anetria claims she thought Joe knew what she had been doing, claiming "Oh you're not stupid." (debatable). For all of her trouble, Anetria now will lose some of her child support money because Joe was awarded joint custody. There is nothing in the article about Joe suing the fertility clinic or Anetria or why Joe hadn't been looking to have joint custody of his children all along. Do these sound like two people who should be in charge of little children? Also, did I mention Anetria is an exotic dancer? In the plus column for Anetria, there was no accusations that she had cement and tire sealant injected into her ass.
You're speechless, right? OMG! I just thought of something. We should rank the four of the people in these stories. Who is the dumbest? Craziest? Most mentally unstable? Also, didn't I tell you that there was no way anything your kids had done recently would be as traffic-stoppingly stupid as this stuff. Yes I did.
|That cat is a little scary.|
He kind of looks like he would
kick someone's ass.
Special thanks today to my friend Amy who gave me the article about Anetria and Joe. She knew I would be too incensed to let it go undiscussed.